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nick
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|  Subject: post all your jokes here Sat May 09, 2009 11:19 pm | |
| hey guys, i want you to post jokes, doesnt matter where they came from ill post the ones that my friends send me on my phone.
looking foward to your jokes.
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 9:41 pm | |
| How do gay gangsters do a drive by. - they roll up in a pink ford focus and throw skittles and say "TASTE THE RAINBOW BITCH!" | |
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 9:41 pm | |
| Hermit the frog died yesterday of swine flu his last words "THAT PIG TOLD ME SHE WAS FUCKING CLEAN!" | |
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 9:43 pm | |
| a truck driver calls his boss and says "i hit a pig what do you want me to do with it"
his boss says "shoot it and put it back" and then truck driver says "where do you want me to put his bicycle?" | |
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Nickk
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 9:47 pm | |
| Those were all like 10 year old jokes? | |
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 9:48 pm | |
| lol, read topic, other people send them to me, i didnt make them up and i dont really care if there 10 year old jokes, please keep your own opinion to yourself. | |
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Zidane
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Mon May 11, 2009 10:12 pm | |
| This isn't really a joke but one time i asked a kid if he's met Mike Hunt(don't get it sound it out) he told me no so i told these other kids he didnt know who it was so he's like "Ok i know it's a joke what's it mean." I told him to ask a kid a good dstance away so he shouts "Nick what's Mike Hunt" then this one girl said he was one, and another kid flipped on him it was hilarious had to be there. | |
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Tue May 12, 2009 6:47 am | |
| ughh.., what? lol didn't really understand that one =p^ | |
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Zidane
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Tue May 12, 2009 3:54 pm | |
| mike hunt...sheesh its sounds like someones saying my cunt | |
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nick
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Tue May 12, 2009 5:49 pm | |
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driv3r
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Thu May 28, 2009 9:53 pm | |
| have u guys heard of those chuck norris jokes? | |
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driv3r
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Thu May 28, 2009 9:55 pm | |
| they are hilarious. example: chuck norris uppercuted a horse and made a giraffe | |
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Zidane
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Fri May 29, 2009 5:30 pm | |
| yea but they tend to get repetetive but like the ones along the lines of "Chuck Norris has no pubic hair...can't grow hair on steel" and "The is no such thing as evolution only a list of species chuck norris lets live". | |
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driv3r
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| | Subject: Re: post all your jokes here Sun May 31, 2009 4:46 pm | |
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